Jolie is fucking the Guru in 5.....4......3.......2......

Angie is a single mom in her 40s with 6 kids. She has just as much chance of having sex as any of those white boys that attended the Charlottesville nazi rally

I don’t think he should have called the cops, because it’s a grocery store and not somewhere selling Prada handbags or whatever. I think we just are going to disagree on the whole “where do ‘common criminals’ go during hurricanes” bit, as in, if I were taking advantage of this and looking for valuable resale goods, I…

You know, I’m going to have to disagree with the pharmacy raiding being a “non-necessity.” My husband’s a type 1 diabetic. I’m bipolar. If we weren’t able to grab our meds/insulin/pump supplies/needles in time (which, I hope we’d be able to) or if they got waterlogged when we were trying to get out and up to higher…

Are the women on staff still going to get paid for tomorrow?

Trump’s administration has more vacant positions than a Kamasutra enthusiast with no partner.

They couldn’t find a single person from the NAVY to be Navy Secretary?

I’m inclined to agree with Cameron. The Mythbusters had the advantage of a lot of time to come up with a strategy, and were not in a life threatening situation where if they made a wrong move, someone they cared about would die.

Here’s the Snopes article on the Live Action story, which rates it “mostly false”: http://www.snopes.com/planned-parenthood-prenatal-care/

I always buy my abortions by the six-pack so I’m less likely to run out. I have a couple left so, “Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

Do you get a punch card? Y/N?

The Planned Parenthood Platinum Plan. Buy 5 abortions and your sixth one is free!

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

In response to Michelle’s comments, Melania Trump said, “Uh, no, not really. No, because you have to be in it, if you’re in it, and if you don’t agree you’d should have agreed before they ran. Bottom line is, if I didn’t agree with what Barack was saying, I would not support his run. So...I stand there proudly, and I…

Two things:

It wasn’t really a ploy to please the base, the base selected her. But yeah, she has very little chance of winning the seat. She does get the joy of doing everything she can to annoy Mike Lee until November, which is a noble and entertaining cause.

You know, I can’t say I’m perfect, but every time I really would like to blame some sort of gender thing on Jenner, all the conservative women on my Facebook feed remind me otherwise.

Same. I commented on an earlier post how much I loathe her, but have been afraid to say so because of how any criticism of trans people invites the wicked transphobetrolls to come out swinging. She’s moronic and vapid and hateful. Jenny Boylan is an acquaintance of mine, and every day I want to email her and say,…

I fucking hate her.