For her next trick she will travel to the Nile and pet a hippo bull.
Even regular deer scare me. I used to live next to a wild life preserve and have heard them growl. Nope. Nope. Nope. I will admire them from afar, preferably upwind and through a window.
Shoot, I had a coyote cruising around my garage this morning (and I had my dog with me) and I noped out of there so fast. Extra nope on the jumbo sized salad eaters.
People frustrate me so much when it comes to big herbivores. I want to tell them, “It’s a wild animal! It’s not a cow!” but then I remember that most of these people also wildly miscalculate the size, speed, and temperament of cattle and would happily hop in a pasture with a bad-tempered bull.
I would sooner fuck a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor.
So many people are so goddamned stupid when it comes to animals. When I was in Yellowstone we happened to see a big bull elk standing by the side of the road as we were driving and we turned around to get a better look. By the time we got back the road was completely lined with cars, and it seemed like everybody was…
And the worst part is – if the bison had acted out in any way, they would have shot it instead of the woman who thinks it’s a big poodle.
I would sooner pet a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor, I’ll tell you that right now...
I would love to pet a lion or tiger but they’re wild animals. That is why I have cats.
how is she not dead
darwin award winner
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Between her perfectly toned and timed response and Alex Trebek’s laughter of pure joy, this was one of my favorite moments in Jeopardy ever.
Petting cats—petting cats right—is work, though. It takes practice and it requires diligence and usually your first two or three cats are not as well-serviced.
Nice! This lady knows how to PARTY. I also like petting cats AND reading books. I don’t like to knit but I LOVE cross stitch and embroidery.
$40,000 to spend on yarn and cats, aka THE DREAM.
I am a librarian who likes needlework and petting dogs. I salute this woman
I’m a librarian that wishes I were that chill. I do like to pet cats tho.