Being that much taller helps. My mother is tall with a long torso. She barely showed until the 8th month with me, despite me being 8 and a half pounds at birth. I am shortish with a short torso and I looked like I swallowed a watermelon pretty quickly, especially after I’d already had kids. The woman on the right is…

I think that there’s a big difference between “this is my lifestyle” and “what’s your excuse?”

I hate it when people are assholes.

That one got a massive eye roll. It’s not even a humble brag. That’s just a thinly veiled “look how much smaller I am than her!”

She also probably has a cousin who makes $8000 a week working at home

She’s straight up crazy. Who in their right mind has ever said, “My favorite is doing laundry and working out...”

Okay. What is going on in Ms Fitness’ photo... her belly looks ...alien like?

Looks like my wine belly

At 15 I was at a state magnet school for STEM, surrounded by kids who were much, much smarter than I’ll ever be. At 34/35, many of them are already tenured faculty at universities in the top 10 worldwide for their discipline, or have made squillions in Silicon Valley.

I just wish they’d close their mouths.

She’s already better than Kendall.

Although she’s not as bad as her brother.

I don’t know, I miss the 90's - when unusually beautiful women and men were plucked from obscurity to become the face of fashion on the runways and major teen and adult fashion magazines. Shalom Harlow was discovered at a Cure concert, Yasmeen Ghauri was discovered while working at McDonald’s, and Kate Moss was at a…

Calm down, Jen. Just go smoke a blunt and be happy there aren't approx 15 children up in your business.

Megan Trainor and sketchers is weirdly perfect. Both are mildly irritating, but you learn to half tolerate if you work in food service long enough; both are things you forget about until you walk by an outlet mall in the suburbs.

Didn’t they just film a movie together?

YES! This is the first one in what feels like a zillion years that I’m not mad about

I wish they were all like this. “ My cat Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry!” .

Okay, so this Katie Holmes/Jamie Foxx thing. Have these two people been a room together for longer than 10 minutes?

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.