It is blowing my mind that no one else seems mad about fraction lady!!! To get something so egregiously wrong and then to not only NOT apologize, but to still be mad at the server who pointed out what a moron YOU are!?!? RGHGHG!!!

GAAHHHHHHH THE ONE FOURTHERS. Just get two smalls and half and half one! WHY IS THIS HARD??

I used to work at a cozy little vegetarian restaurant/coffee shop. It was just vegetarian, and never advertised being organic, or gluten free, or vegan, or anything of the sort. Lots of bread, lots of melty cheese things, etc. Just no meat.

There is a special place in hell for people who say “now that wasn’t so hard was it?” to anyone ever.

Note: I do not want poop/vomit stories. Please stop sending me poop/vomit stories.

Yes, I get that. But then it was explained to her, like 1000 times.

No love hate for the ¼ / ⅓ pepperoni pizza bitch?

The finger snap. I fucking hate people who snap their fingers at other human beings. I actually saw this happen a few months ago in Chicago and the manager walked over and kicked the douchebag out of the bar. I wish I remember what bar it was- it was a drunken night.

Next time just say “the ice cream is milk flavored.”

It puts the flavor in the ice cream or it gets the monogrammed thermos again!

She just had a preconceived notion in her head, that vanilla flavored ice cream is the "base" for all other ice creams

The ice cream lady — she cannot be real. How does she manage to function in life?!?!

I’ve joked on occasion that everyone working in the service industry should be able to kill a set number of customers per year with no repercussions. Say you had five allowed executions each year, and when you used one the cops came and officially marked one off. Customers would never know if a given server or cashier…

yesterday i went out of town with a friend to an outlet mall and when we were done shopping (in the south, on a sunday afternoon) there were two options for a sit down meal between the mall and the highway. we chose cracker barrel. i knew it would be a special kind of hell.

Am I reading that right that the ketchup lady straight up dumps out her soda all over the counter specifically to make a mess and stick it to the man or whatever? In some completely stupid way I can almost make sense that someone would want the cup filled- again, completely stupid, but then the dumping it out part…

Re: White cheese story. The author has admirable restraint.

Most of these folks are, indeed, just stupid. But the cappucino lady and the ketchup lady are just plain awful human beings. I pity their families, their coworkers, and anyone else who is unfortunate enough to come in contact with them.

There was one “mesquite barbecue” entree, and the wife says to him “OH, mesquite! That keeps the mosquitoes away.”

Re: pancake guy. I’m kind of impressed he knew what Tete de Cochon meant. Also, I get that pancakes in their own right may not be impressive, but is there a possibility that there might have been some personal back story to those and the dude wasn’t merely trying to be a cheapskate? Yeah, I know, I’m taking a leap of…

The gluten story reminds me of a lunch I had with a friend who came and visited me from out of town. She let me know that she really hated garlic and would tolerate it if necessary but could I please avoid it in the meals I cook. It was a little bit of an imposition as I tend to double or triple garlic amounts in…