“What forms of welfare, if any, do you support for the 10 year old parent?”

The only thing missing is the dude with a fire guitar.

Exactly. Like yeah, my ancestors here in Europe probably didn’t eat potatoes a thousand years ago, but that wasn’t because they were Paleo, but because potatoes hadn’t been brought here from America yet. Same with tomatoes and other imported stuff. I’m sure if people in Ancient Rome had had access to potatoes, they…

Exactly. We do exist, we just happen to be a minority. My body loves building muscles, too. I can go for months without exercise, then do a few weightlifting sessions and boom, muscles are back. When I lifted regularly, my shoulders couldn’t fit into my favorite coat anymore because I had bulked up too much. It’s…

Oh god, the Dreamcatcher one. I read that book as a young teenager and for months after that I had nightmares about things jumping out of a toilet and ripping out my intestines while I’m pooping. The movie only made them worse.

What we learned from this: people in different countries are all equally terrible at photoshop.

And people still support these rapists and killers. Unbelievable.

With two foot-long dildoes in hand.

Don’t be so hasty to judge. That one G. I. Joe has seen things you wouldn’t believe.

Didn’t you know that when you let a girl play with a toy car, she automatically becomes a lesbian?

“Women treat me unfairly because I have a criminal record for domestic violence, so I murder them. That will show those crazy bitches.

This. All of this.

‘babies are boring’

That was beautiful :)

Couldn’t that be considered sexual assault? Just because it was done by a cop doesn’t suddenly make this ok.

But that dish of ham, complete with finger tip, went out to be served.

Anyway, since by the time this posts on Saturday, I’m going to be busy getting extremely drunk, I figured hey, why not give you guys some happy fun time stories of fingers getting chopped off

80 and Pregnant! Could it be? Shocking details inside!

Just look at Nicholas Sparks. He keeps churning out the same old tired tripe over and over and yet he’s rolling in the dough.