And people still support these rapists and killers. Unbelievable.

With two foot-long dildoes in hand.

“Women treat me unfairly because I have a criminal record for domestic violence, so I murder them. That will show those crazy bitches.

This. All of this.

‘babies are boring’

Couldn’t that be considered sexual assault? Just because it was done by a cop doesn’t suddenly make this ok.

But that dish of ham, complete with finger tip, went out to be served.

Anyway, since by the time this posts on Saturday, I’m going to be busy getting extremely drunk, I figured hey, why not give you guys some happy fun time stories of fingers getting chopped off

80 and Pregnant! Could it be? Shocking details inside!

Just look at Nicholas Sparks. He keeps churning out the same old tired tripe over and over and yet he’s rolling in the dough.

That would only work in some countries. Some languages and cultures (Eastern Europe for example) have different surname forms for men and women. So those women wouldn’t win, either.

Or just putting the ketchup straight on the fries. My friends do that all the time and none of them has died/caught cooties yet.

Please, don’t. If you do, she will have even more children to pass her crazy on.

The turtle’s expression is priceless.

What I took away from this is: Don’t have children. Children ruin everything.

Why are the boobs at completely different heights?

I thought it was Thor, not Jesus. Maybe he lost his hammer when he landed, got confused and picked up that flag instead because it looks kinda like his cape?

At around 12:30 a.m, he began sitting and lying down in the street in an attempt to commit suicide by getting hit by oncoming traffic.

“How dare those people die and ruin my dream day? God, my brother has the worst timing ever. Couldn’t he just wait a few days and shoot up the church AFTER my wedding? Now I’ve lost the deposit and have to do it all over again. What a drag.”

“Yeah, I know there were, like, people killed by my brother or something, but who cares, they were black. MY WEDDING THOUGH!!!!!111!!! Gimme back my wedding!”