It’s a pun. They’re trying to be clever.

Sir Winton was an amazing man who would be dearly missed. I had the pleasure to meet him twice during ceremonials in his honour and he was an incredibly humble, courteous man.

Please just not Jennifer Lawrence. One creepily older guy is enough for her.

If someone you’re interested in isn’t answering your texts within five minutes, they are either dead, at a movie (and still have manners), or just don’t want to date you.

What’s more, they know it’s their insecurity and immaturity driving the decision to bail without anything like a grown-up conversation.

People like the rose petal lady are probably really disappointed by the fact that (old school, Downton Abbey-style) servants aren’t a thing anymore. They probably imagine themselves as some rich asshole, bossing maids around. Bullying restaurant servers is probably the closest thing they will ever get to living out…

iggy who?

My heart aches for his plight, truly. God knows that straight white Christian men have never had it eas- Oh wait.

Stair has since deleted his Facebook account, but I will bet you exactly one queer-as-fuck three dollar bill that he’s going to tell people he was driven off Facebook by intolerant gays who wouldn’t respect his views or right to free speech.

An Assembly member who opposes the bill, Rep. Jim Patterson, suggested that requiring children to be vaccinated is like sending them to a concentration camp or an internment camp.

I’m pretty established in the art world. I just couldn’t understand why Asian Women didn’t find me attractive. Suddenly, I assumed the ones that I am attracted to use cocaine...

I would diagnose him as having an acute case of overinflated male ego. It’s a terrible illness.

Like, all those women in porn just looove black cocks. But when I whip it out in the middle of Walmart, suddenly they run away screaming. What am I doing wrong? Why don’t those bitches want to fuck me?

So, how much of this is him having a mental disorder and how much of it is just him being an asshole?

That’s some quality nightmare fuel you have there.

OMG that was Lena Headey? I saw this movie ages ago, but I mostly focused on Piper Perabo back then. I need to rewatch this ASAP.

Yes. I would watch all of these. Someone make them, please.

Girl needs a bigger bra. This must be uncomfortable as hell.

“My luxury christening teddy bear cake isn’t perfectly smooth”

A female empowerment story about a lady who really likes to look at asses. I would watch that.