I’m pretty established in the art world. I just couldn’t understand why Asian Women didn’t find me attractive. Suddenly, I assumed the ones that I am attracted to use cocaine...

I would diagnose him as having an acute case of overinflated male ego. It’s a terrible illness.

Like, all those women in porn just looove black cocks. But when I whip it out in the middle of Walmart, suddenly they run away screaming. What am I doing wrong? Why don’t those bitches want to fuck me?

So, how much of this is him having a mental disorder and how much of it is just him being an asshole?

This one looks like a nightmare. Imagine being caught in that stream and sucked down into the water vortex.

That’s some quality nightmare fuel you have there.

OMG that was Lena Headey? I saw this movie ages ago, but I mostly focused on Piper Perabo back then. I need to rewatch this ASAP.

Yes. I would watch all of these. Someone make them, please.

I’ve got a few:

Girl needs a bigger bra. This must be uncomfortable as hell.

“My luxury christening teddy bear cake isn’t perfectly smooth”

A female empowerment story about a lady who really likes to look at asses. I would watch that.

She looks like a crazy marionette with half her strings cut off. Is she one drugs?

This is a veritable cornucopia of stupid. I think I need to go lay down for a bit because my brain hurts.

I regularly forget to add attachments to e-mails and then end up sending the same message twice and feeling like an idiot. This is a godsend.

Wow, between the Ukrainian war, the spreading ISIS threat, growing number of police shootings and now this, 2015 is turning out to be a real shitshow so far.

And what is that oh so clever commenter contributing to society? Has he invented the cure against AIDS? Solved world hunger? I doubt that.

You are a malevolent god

To make her announcement crystal clear

I used to find Miley really annoying when she was first going through the “let’s make everything edgy and sexy and look at me I’m dressed in leather and doing strip tease on an ice cream stall” phase, but lately I find that I’m starting to really like her. She does her own thing, doesn’t give a shit about fitting in…