Can someone please explain to me how to use dry shampoo correctly?

Can someone please explain to me how to use dry shampoo correctly?

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“I did not have sex with that woman(‘s husband).”

The Cumberbaby has arrived! Finally!

How about no? Seriously, how hard is it to just keep it in your pants for a night? (I could understand if this were a longer arrangement, but if it’s just a sleepover/weekend? You’ll survive.)

Actually, it’s the gays who are causing the drought, not abortions.

Michelle Duggar should star in a remake of Misery. She’s got the crazy eyes down to an art form.

Oh great. Now I’m sobbing into my breakfast. What a great dog.

That one definitely deserves the “disaster” label. Poor guy.

Yeah, I first thought it was a case of a crazy ex trying to keep his former partner from getting married to a new guy (which is crazy, but jealousy can drive people to do weird things), but keeping a woman from going somewhere as a guest? That’s super weird and raises a million red flags.

Please tell me she broke up with him. If a guy is willing to do extreme things like this to ban the girlfriend from going to a wedding, who knows what he might do next. Get away from him as soon as possibble, girl! Run while you can!

This. When I started reading that quote, I was like “Yes! They finally understand! Really, how much better is it for parents to have children that were wanted, expected and maybe even planned. (which is part of what pro-choice means to me - the ability to decided IF and WHEN you want to have children).

Spoiler alert: Your cat will never love you. Ever. You may temporarily placate it with gifs but you will never win her heart because she doesn’t have any. I’m sorry.

What gets me most about the whole Duggar affair is just how flippant the people around them are about the issue. Half of the statements have been something like: “Oh, please, boys will be boys. Teenage boys are curious at that age. Besides, who of you hasn’t molested children before? Cause most of us have and it’s no…

I think that part of the discomfort with Caitlyn’s transition for the Republicans (apart from the obvious) may come from the fact that Bruce was “one of them”. If I remember right, he had mentioned his political views several times in the past and while some things might have changed now that Bruce is Caitlyn, I doubt…

Yeah, I was like: It’s a picture of two kids playing in the dirt somewhere in the countryside. Where the hell do you get all the notions of privilege? For all you know, they could be the kids of some dirt-poor farmer.

Nooooo! Don’t let teenagers into sex shops!

Probably. Yeah. I’m sorry.

It looks like teenagers and bridezillas are no longer the only attention whores of the internet. Plenty of parents have seen the rise of popularity of these shaming videos and pictures (remember the dad who shot the laptop?) and probably think they might get their own 15 minutes of fame if they shame their kid and…

83% out of the 5 men they asked said “Whatever. The right one? I don’t know.” and then went back to their lunch.