I can just see a pro-life politician reading this post, rubbing a thoughtful hand over his beard and going "Well, those people had the right idea about how to deal with these unmarried tramps. We could learn a thing or two from them."

Yes to all of this, except for the T-shirt dresses. They're fine if you are thin/average-sized, but if you're on the heavier side (or, like me, have thick legs that don't look good in short skirts), this doesn't work well. Regular T-shirts and a pair of jeans are better for this.

This. I don’t understand how someone can just order human fluid on the internet and trust it to be safe. If it hasn’t been tested, you have no idea if it’s clean. There could be pathogens in it, or diseases or the person could be taking meds that get expressed into the milk. You never know.

This looks like someone painted a new face on top of her regular face. She looks so much better without it.

This looks a lot like what I wear every day. Just some foundation, eyeliner and the occasional lipstick. I like it.

Nothing says “classy” like a cheap-looking T-shirt with glittery print.

Does anyone still care about this? I mean, she’s been tabloid pregnant for, like, twenty years. One would think they would find something more interesting to write about after all this time.

• Jennifer Westfeldt dumped her bf of 18 years, Jon Hamm, right before he checked in to rehab!

This should be common sense. Unfortunatelly, there are some people who really need to be told that farting in someone's face is not ok.

Marriage is sacred. It is the most beautiful sacrament and has tremendous promise for those fortunate enough to experience it. Divorced or not, I am a believer in true love.

Oh, please, everyone knows that women don't like sex.

This was a fascinating read. Thank you for sharing this with us.

You know, reading stories like this finally makes my understand why slavery used to be so widespread and popular. Some people seem to really get off on treating those they perceive as inferior like garbage.

I went to church...the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious

Didn’t you know that it’s only blackface if you use black paint? If you use brown, it’s totally a-ok.

Here’s a crazy thought: maybe the baby cries because it actually needs something?

Hudson refused to speak to reporters but her roommate said that she feels like “the world is hating on her,” which isn’t untrue.

Duggar Conspiracy Theory Time:

Honestly, I don't know. I'm one of those girls who got complimented by "you're so smart!" when I was growing up, so that will probably tell you all you need to know.