Yeah, same here. I’m not a very emotional person by nature, and having a camera shoved in my face would make the whole thing even more awkward. I’m not a fan of these “reaction videos”, especially if the subject is clearly uncomfortable with being recorded, as this guy seems to be.

Or, you know, maybe the guy is just low-key in general and not prone to tear-filled emotional outbursts?

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

So, people are terrible and the shit they produce is going to murder everything? Great.

The best thing is when these people then turn around and start loudly complaining about deadbeats and how "some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids". Priceless.

"who will take care of you when you're old if you don't have kids?"

"You don't have kids? You're so selfish!

to prove that the child was born alive and thus within medical rescue, the prosecutors used an arcane, discredited 17th-century test in which the fetus's lungs are removed and put in liquid to see if they can float, and they floated.

Why do horrible people like this always have kids?

We have a strict policy against working while sick at Breadstix R Us

Of course they are. Didn't you know that pregnancy is contagious? If you're at a fertile age and look at a pregnant schoolgirl, you'll get pregnant, too! Same happens if a man looks at you sinfully on a street. It's perfectly understandable that wise old men would want to protect the young generation from horrors like…

The "Baby" jokes just write themselves with those two.

Suri is turning into Katie's tiny clone. The resemblance in their faces is almost uncanny.

Personally, I think it's selfish to demand oral sex without being willing to do the same in return (and it doesn't matter if the one who demands the oral sex is a man or a woman), but hey, if this arrangement works for both of them, then more power to them. Different people have different preferences - the important…

Better still, he could do community service in every continent in Africa and Europe.

This writing would be so much better (and accurate) if it was accompanied by a picture of a vibrator.

Yeah, reading about stuff can only get you so far. You can read dozens of books about writing, but the only way to figure out whether you'll actually be any good at it is to sit down and start writing yourself. I think that some people, however, keep stalling on purpose, rather than because they don't know how to…

According to Page Six, Bethenny Frankel has hired a personality coach to help her be more likable and "tone down."

Is it weird that I'm making squeeling noises along with the kitten? Because this adorableness is just too much to handle. So much cuteness <3

Yeah, I think this might be legit, but the person probably changed some details (age, upbringing, some events) to make it harder for us to identify. If they had written something like: "I'm 26, sang in a musical and now I'm on a famous TV show", it would have defeated the whole purpose of having it posted anonymously…