DirtPickle
DirtPickle
DirtPickle

Next thing you'll tell me Hello Kitty isn't actually a cat.

Live by the swamp drown in the swamp.

We should get our money back for a defective product

Right. I mean, who really needs rodent control?

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Smoking is stupid but smoking those e-cigs just make you look like a jackass. I'm kind of embarrassed for the people smoking those thing, it's like the fanny pack of this generation.

I'm so glad I live in a century where I don't need to suck in cigarette smoke while at a restaurant or in the office. I can't even stand getting stuck behind smokers on the street. Something about the fact that the smoke wafting into my face was just blown out of someone else mouth makes it even grosser as well. Yes,

Cigarettes... what a waste of money.

It's your loss. Raw sea food is more tasteful and its texture is nice and firm. Much better than cooked.

They find the biggest of something ever and the first reaction is "kill it". Depressing.

And he seemed to have a small boner...

I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.

Wouldn't a "Flag it" button work better?

Winemakers must have a great time telling each other to put things in their butts.

Yucca Mountain WAS a good idea. If you meant BAD idea, well you've got me there. It does make this whole thing just a moot bitchfest, though.

The current plan prefers to keep the waste in those containers on site, that way they can be easily accessed if and when other reactors come online that could utilize that waste fuel.

What kind of children you been fuckin'?

I tried to care about how ridiculous the video is, but I found myself hopelessly mesmerized by her incredible hotness and didn't notice much else.

1st draft of his mural: