I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.

here's my sex spreadsheet

1st. Angie is photoshopped.

I like how his face is blurred out at random.

Or he could just grow a set of nuts and serve her some papers like (more of) a real man.

He is telling her every day that she is attractive and he wants her and she is telling him 90% of the time that she doesn't feel like reciprocating.

i think hes best off with a fleshlight...

That's not milk and ewwwww.

Better than the tattoo that Chiellini got after the Uruguay game:

It is pronounced "mental."

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye to flying chunks of wood.... also, it's almost painful to watch him cut. He really does have no idea what he is doing.

And now, here is Alison Brie eating churros:

People Who Love Being Offended tend to hate misdirection comedy.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

ha! Yes, and it really does smell awful.

Furious George!