“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

This is so good.  Gen-X still appreciates the who-gives-a-fuck beauty of the ‘90s.  Nihilism is practically baked into the cake.

Oh? On Halloween, the spirits come out to play....

Perforce. 

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

This is the most Russian thing I’ve seen all week.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Nope. This is entirely on-brand for Comrade Shilling.
If GM doesn’t bow to the striking workers, THEN THE SKY WILL FALL IN!
UNIONS DETERMINE THE WELL-BEING OF EVERYONE IN THE U.S.A. THAT RECEIVES A CHECK!
SEE, GM?  YOU ARE LOSING TRUCK SALES!
“Labor deserves everything it makes” —On of the editors here

Australian version

*David Attenborough voice*

Im gonna say the green one considering? 

Stars for you, your son, and the scout troop.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

If the car is consistently this bad, Grosjean can't be that good at development.

I’ll have to wait/look elsewhere until a 280mph Bugatti SUV shows up. I have a stroller to haul and my wife wants the better view of traffic.

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

I’m amazed no one else is really pointing this out, he threatened the people that were trying to save his car. I would’ve been done too.

I’m sorry, but no.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.