Finally an exit we can get behind.

If there’s anyone here who doesn’t know what you’re talking about, they should.

“I got it one piece at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime.
You’ll know me when I come to your town.
I’m going to rid around in style, I’m going to drive everybody wild
‘Cuz I’ve go the only one like it around.”

Was Johnny Cash working the line, snitching a part a day from the shop? Supplying the mish-mash of parts for this weird car.

That would require actually having friends.

Virgil, it’s nice to meet you.

Glad you were safe though, scary stuff.

Please tell me it keeps going and changes into a robot.

My grandfather nearly lost an arm like that. He was an instructor at a track day and the only one willing to get into a dudebro’s WRX. Dudebro proceeded to ignore every instruction he gave and ended up rolling the car. The door came open and. . . it wasn’t pretty. Cut his arm to the bone and ended up with like half a…

That’s what I was worried about backpacking one summer in New Mexico. I’m used to the humid ass Tennessee heat where you sweat, but it just doesn’t evaporate. Out there I did feel a bit cooler, but that’s the dangerous part, I’d lose track of drinking water because I couldn’t feel myself sweating. So we adopted the “…

But will it pizza?

Time to duel then.

This reminds me of the time I was behind some lady trying to pull into the car wash. It was SO horrible and she had no idea what she was doing (kept backing up with the wheel turned the wrong way), so I ended up getting out of the car and driving her car in for her. Fast forward to 3:24 here:

Very nice review. Your first, if I’m not mistaken? Regardless, nice work!

At some point we have to admit that the mere fact of this thing’s existence is indicative of some serious problems in our society.

A year down the line, when the passion started to cool, he realized how much money she was draining off of him. He wasn’t sure what to do. He already gave her everything she wanted, and then some. He felt dedicated to stay with her, after all he has done, despite all his friends and family telling him get out of the…

Yeah, well I like it a lot better than Fatburger...

It was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn’t changed.

And if we could, we’d have the tuna. No crust.