Banning cars built in China would truly represent the apex of GOP legislative theory.

Also, nightclubs charge an obscene markup on bottles to monetize their banquette “bottle service” seating. You spring for a bottle to reserve seats behind a velvet rope for your group.

Shout-out to every rotisserie player who stashed Kahnle, thinking you would had lined up a pretty good closer for the stretch run.

WMATA relies on funding from VA, and MD, and the federal government, and nobody chips in as much as they should. The whole system is decaying due to decades of shoddy maintenance. The new director refuses to pretend that they can operate Metro with inadequate funding and will not even give private entities the option…

Houston does not want Nene enough to take a $7.5M cap hit on him this year and next. They want that extra $3.75M to spend, and if they can’t have it, they’d rather spend that $7.5 on somebody else .

The Nats began the season with Joe Nathan at Syracuse, where he posted “6.19 ERA in 17 appearances, with a 1.69 WHIP and .292 batting average against in 16 innings.”

No One Likes Us, We Don’t Care!

Underrated aspect of the rebranding of the Bullets as the Wizards: when the Wiz and Caps moved into the MCI Center, both franchises swapped red, white, and blue for MCI’s blue and gold. After MCI ceased to exist and the arena name changed to Verizon Center, both teams went back to red, white, and blue. In the…

I only wish that Steve Buckhantz was still alive to see this.

Exactly.

Yep. An orangutan at the Indianapolis zoo was trained to tap on a touchscreen until the name appeared, and seemed to know what it was doing, since it did not continue tapping.

Believing Makes It So........It Is Love........
Love Is A Rainbow........8........Halos........
All Spiritual........

America, and specifically Baltimore, no longer enjoys a large manufacturing labor sector.

I lack the linguiça to properly process this joke.

Gronk would have asked for an “L.”

Profar Curacao that one coming.

We have achieved peak Haisley.

Simmons was making the “cadaver ligament” joke about injury-prone jocks over a decade ago.

Just do it.