I have a feeling Wilde had no idea about this little bit of “poetic license” the movie took with the character she played and is trying to spin it as best she can. It doesn’t make it less shitty of her to try to play this as “feminism” but if I had to guess I’d say she was legitimately caught off guard the first time…

Today on Deadspin: Chris Thompson breaks down Chris Thompson’s break down.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Holy Shit! You didn’t say that Brian Bosworth is in this movie! Also I love the quote from Charity J. because I imagine that’s her stage name at the local strip club.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

He thought he heard the anthem, have some damn respect morans

Does PA not have a closely guarded rule?

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

Oh, snap.

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

Or we can say that 17 years is too much time for dealing drugs — or even for freaking out and killing someone in the midst of a deal gone bad — but not enough time for thinking it over, sleeping on it, and deciding to hire a hitman to kill your pregnant girlfriend because you don’t feel like parting with some of your…

What’s your browsing history like? I’m seeing an ad for Dove dry shampoo.

Come on now, Crumpler has been out of the league for years...

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

I mean they did sign him literally hours after their final preseason game. 

SportsCenter Anchor: Clearly "American" football isn't your thing. It's fine, you're Irish! Let's switch things up and talk Olympics. Take a look at these highlights from the women's downhill in Vancouver. Roll the tape!

Odd. As someone who was once highly-respected, but is now a money-grubbing hack, you'd think he'd fit right in at ESPN.