They got Antonio Brown, as we all knew they would.

Do you remember them beating the Pats on a miracle lateral play at the gun (the Dolphins lost every remaining game after they pulled that off; the Pats would go on to win the Super Bowl)? I completely forgot about all that. I am fucking terrible at my job.

Not one shot at Leitch.

It’s their job to win, not to entertain.

This league will be butt.

Dog names make great cat names.

Public Enemy “Bring the Noise” (without Anthrax)

Rainbows.  Fambly.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

It’s union-made.

What is going to happen to all the trees out by the duck pond?

This is all reasonable. I’m a little alarmed by Dennis’s nonchalant habit of simply allowing the establishment to charge his account and add the tip. I always want to see what my total is, and if it looks reasonable I often tip a little over 20%.

Nice to see that Schwarber has learned some plate discipline.

such arch Duke humor

We need to make handball a thing in this country.

...and when Le Batard tried to ask Sherman if he was using Jeter as a meat shield, Sherman’s secretary told him to direct the question to Jeter.

Jon Gruden will tell you about all the guys he has seen on Grindr.

...and Colts in all-white? That’s graphically pleasing!

I like to do my impression of “Finish Him” when I’m down to one cup in beer pong, and while I am receiving fallatio.

I find that video to be inappropriated.