I’m not sure if it disproves or merely underscores all the “Rob Schneider is irrelevant” jokes to point out that his daughter had one of the hits of last summer.

Ohm eye!

His behavior would appear more appropriate in Duke’s student section.

How did you miss the dozens of Dirty Dozen references? Suicide missions are called suicide missions for a reason.

...okay, but why didn’t he force grab the tape the dude was just waving around in front of the gap in the door?

Imagine how the Cameron Crazies would treat him, if he was not one of theirs.

Fran’s issue was obviously with the steal, not so much the shot that followed.

As we’ve seen in the past, some of the best work ESPN ever does is in recognizing the accomplishments and value of its colleagues—even those, in this case, who don’t work at the WWL—in the moments after learning of those colleagues’ deaths.

welp

I think that he was exaggerating how much Harry Caray slurred when he sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”

I just posted a comment about my midwest experience of peanut butter and chili in elementary school. I dunked, and it was good.

When I was in elementary school, lunch at least a couple of times a month was chili and a peanut butter sandwich, and I would always dunk my pb sandwich in my chili. I’m certain that I did not start it. Some other kid must have done it and I copied it, but I really liked it. I think it was because I have never…

Illinois tradition is to vote early and often, but not a day late.

In France, all beer is cheaper than all soda.

Dalton Hilliard

A-Rod will always be part of the Yankee fambly.

Back when we used to have Pants Parties, we mostly used commenter names, then we’d sheepishly say our real names, before reverting to commenter names.

It seems pretty clear that she already has his attention. Her failure falls entirely in the refusal to respond to it like a normal human being category.

Jeff Van Gundy still won’t shut up.

Iranian hostage crisis.