Wherever there is a CVS, there is always a Walgreens nearby.

If she works the day shift, I’m willing to wager on the quality of the evening talent behind the bar.

micturate

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All the more power to him considering that the next president of the United States considers that position to be “alarmingly anti-semitic.”

Toyota Cellica

darker shade of white

Her having sat for nude or semi-nude photoshoots certainly does not grant consent to have her photo taken at any time somebody wants to take it, by the same logic that a prostitute or pornstar can, believe it or not, be raped.

DJ Khaled is missing a Heat playoff game for this.

Now, Corky Sherwood on the other hand...

If for some reason the Colts would decide to wear white, we would wear black.

I regret that, as an undergrad, I never pursued an opportunity to study a broad.

Men have multiple orgasms too: once then we have sex, and again when we tell our friends about it.

Okung should treat himself to an earring and a mink coat.

Simmons himself said “grant-LAND.”

LAPD did a welfare check on him in January 2015 and found him to be just fine.

I Salaita what you did there.

I did not say that I would want a pet weasel.

The District of Columbia has councilmembers, not aldermen.

Ginger tabbies are rad as shit.