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I’m just impressed that he knows how to insert a ∆ in Word.

“Yeah yeah Cam is really fit but my gosh! Don’t he just know it?!”

With these bones, it’s crazy because man has never seen a dinosaur, we can agree on that, right?

Badgers? He don’t need no stinking Badgers!

Bob Knight did his son that same favor at Texas Tech.

MAGNIFICENT technique. I told my goalkeeper friends about my plan to have all American youth keepers adopt this technique, and they said that my plan was really brilliant.

Did Marchman purposefully overlook domestic cup competitions, of which there are two in England, or did he forget them?

Then came a report from ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, which backed up Zillgitt’s reporting and put a lot more weight behind the idea that Hinkie has much less power today than he did yesterday.

With absolutely no regard for human life!

Backup QBs and punters hold on kicks because there are only so many hours of practice each week, so they can spend time dicking around with the kicker while the real players practice every down shit.

I love how Drew totally misses that Noel is asking about the mass-produced sandwich bread, not the bakery-fresh bread, as if Drew is just too bougie to even pause to acknowledge those shelves at the grocery store.

I love how the Instagram link in Drew’s totally legitimate Russell Wilson broadside, in which he asks “What I’d like to know about Russell Wilson’s terrible Instagram photos with Ciara is…who’s taking them?” actually includes a photo credit that clearly confirms that he and Ciara clearly do, in fact, have a handler…

Favaorite isn’t an individual tweet; it’s a tier.

FWIW, Deion Sanders said almost the same stupid shit on NFL Network last night, that Hardy has just been chomping on the bit to get back on the field again and thought that he was joining a winner.

The hand-amputation near the end of Empire really plays up the Lacanian aspect of this saga’s overwrought mythological bouillabaisse.

When Gronk broke his arm on an extra point, Belichick got a lot of shit from pretty much everybody.

food metaphors

There is an exception to the “knee down” rules for the holder, or else he would be down as soon as he received the snap.

patriarchy