Sportsnet should haberdasher respect for the hierarchy of the Blue Jays clubhouse.

Exactly. If you’re willing to work Sunday or Wednesday you can get your foot in that door pretty easily. I was once offered a gig deejaying on Wednesday night and had to turn it down because I was teaching a Wednesday night class at the time.

No, that was actually Drew.

That was really the most bizarre era of Deadspin history.

Season ticket holders were informed that Griffin had cleared the concussion protocal while his lifeless body was still lying on the field.

Welcome to 2015. There are now people who purchase drugs but do not listen to VU. Lou Reed knew what he was talking about.

I enjoyed that for a couple of years back in the 90s, except for the time when a woman tried to get in the back seat of my car because she thought I was a cab.

Can a new generation actually make up a new word for something?

You had me at “(Jim McKay voice).”

Just when we thought we knew the answers, he changed the questions.

This time tomorrow

quite right7y

Darin Erstad is a former punter.

I’m just sick of umpires who think that they have a “Master and Servant” relationship with players.

Alouettes, gentilles Alouettes for such issuing such a magnanimous statement.

ashy

Well, Iverson is not very long.

If you have been watching NBA games for the last few months, I assume that you have seen the truncated version of this ad that uses all of those trademarks.

You’re with me, Leather.

Exactly. She needed the prompting for such a short line. Her mother became that senile 20 years ago.