“Stop Me if You Think That You’ve Heard this One Before”

“The Hand that Rocks the Cradle”

The delegate is really Hemmings himself into a corner.

Ivy Joe Hunter

Oh, that play looks match-fixie.

Between this and mean mugging Lawrie after plunking him on the elbow on Saturday, Ventura is making a pretty effective argument against the DH.

Jose Vizkeeno...VizKEEno...VizKAno...VizKIno...VizKIno...VizKEEno...

This moldy jockstrap thinks that it is not a beat reporters job to sniff out as much information as he can and report it. Okay then.

The entire ball has to cross the line for a goal, so this one was not really that close.

Yeah...gotta take the yellow card there, and hold it over your teammates for a long time.

Nice choice by the Hoosiers, Hon.

Labor theory of value, bitch.

Cierre Wood ran a 4.46 two years ago and spent last season on the Seahawks practice squad, with access to the finest training facility imaginable and nothing but time to use it.

When the ball contacts the backboard...

I attended a rural Indiana high school in the early 90s. Our only AP course was Calculus. We had no weighted grades, but a neighboring school did, and we hated them. We had "accelerated" or "advanced" courses but they were not worth extra grade points, so there were dullards in the regular courses in the top ten of…

That happens on I-66 in Northern Virginia, too.

Meanwhile, white boy in the corner and another teammate that the big guy presumably left on the block are wide open, and Hot Sauce has gained five feet of ground to his left, right back to where he was dribbling in place at the start of the clip.

***This decision seems like it will fuck up many soccer leagues' domestic schedules, because it will, but according to Wahl, it won't. Says Wahl, "The current plan is for only one European club season to be impacted schedule-wise, which the clubs are hoping to achieve by cutting some international dates."***

The story is saying the opposite...that the Pats employee tried to slip a broken-in (at least) ball in with the K balls. Presumably the point would be to help the Pats kicking game, though ESPN's story says that the motivation is unknown.

Terps fans taunted UVA players with the same chant back in December, after the Rolling Stone story.