When I hear Chris Fowler's name, I still think of Scholastic Sports America.

Oh, right. Meanwhile, the chip on Lillard's shoulder keeps getting bigger.

Maybe this is why he did not make the All-Star team.

How would walking out of the room while Michaels and Collinsworth talk about Hernandez help a juror remain impartial?

Dashiel must be so proud.

I think you know the answer to that, but I recommend clinging to any faith that you may have in the alternative.

It's a far more pleasant visual than what certainly happened instead.

They fit the description.

Aim for the head of your teammate right in front of goal and let him redirect it toward one of the posts.

...and does Denton offer fantastic insurance?

Hey, that doesn't fit with Haisley's tiresome narrative.

Yeah, I really don't get it. Isn't she also stupidly posing for a video? How is that a prank on him?

Not to be a Bayside pedant, but that is not Saved by the Bell. That is Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

No porn on the water, you say? Better talk to the Captain about that.

With so few turnovers, the game did not even produce significant fantasy points for the defenses.

I will never understand people who fixate on comic book superheroes when there are human beings like J.J. Watt.

Gotta love it when know-nothings assume that everyone assumes that they know nothing simply because they have previously professed their Christian faith.

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At least B-Mitch's support of Daniel Snyder appears to remain blind.

Kris Hottentot be subjected to such questions.