Mitch lives in CA, babe. He phones in his radio show, you should know.

I understand the difficulties you face as an immigrant, and hope you find a way to recognize languages other than your native tongue, Idiomatic Idiot.

"CTRL+F" revealed somebody who calls herself "TheBaron."

Least favorite parts of Jalop means that everybody else is playing for second.

Right on, sister! What the hell does the Motor City have anything to do with car culture? Hell, it's like Deadspin writing about food and parenting.

I cut Dick (get yer mind out of the gutter) slack about anything and everything he says because:

Aaron needs to create "Deadspin Detroit" so he can post articles like this without incurring the wrath of the Jalopnik community. Also, my favorite Dickie V moment:

Reason No. 1 not to follow Jalopnik:

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And this is a story why?

The white people will be fried off this planet in about 500 years.

Meanwhile, Jalopnik continues its endless road trip, searching for original content.

Jesus the Fuck, these Navy Seals are off-the-charts-awesome in their ability to feign fauna and fool photogs.

I bought the Belly and the Breeders CDs at the same time, taped them for my car, then couldn't figure out for eons who did what. As a big fan of riot grrls, have you ever faced this dilemma? And, why don't you think Velocity Girl is not recognized as the greatest force of nature since Sandy?

Lost in the glorious history of ESPN sex scandals is the time Craig Kilborn sodomized the ass he made of himself.

I love thong thursdays

Grizzlies Management: Lionel, we just want you to know that we're [giggle] stuck on you!

Sean

I was surprised they played this game. A Deadspin story the other day had the Spurs preemptively eliminated.

I love it when these prepared obits accidentally get released prematurely.