"Otis, you know where the keys are."

....then again, I'm such an idiot I didn't even GET the Noah/Noah connection until posters pointed it out. This is why Herman Melville died in a debtor's prison eight years before Moby Dick was a bestseller.

If she had a time machine, she would go back and rescue Hitler.

I hope the prize isn't dinner with that lovely lady and her now-dead accomplice. Good choice for the win, but the Tianamen Square PS blew my mind.

Appreciate the 0ffer, but as a straight dude with tremendous respect for gays who embrace their identity, I must decline your Sandusky-like offer to fuck me. Keep trying, gramps! I'm sure there's a white van with blacked-out windows in a neighborhood near you, and you are probably driving it.

Jesus, at least try to be clever if you're going to blatantly be a bigoted angry old white man.

Yeah, same difference. He's living in a perpetual prank machine, and we're just witnesses to the sad yet enjoyably silly saga of T'Doh.

Emily Blunt would own the No. 1 spot every year if GQ, or whatever, didn't try so hard to sell their Parade-style magazine. Gee, what kind of tie should I wear with this bib? I guess I must consult Esquire, or Maxim, or FHM, or any other snooty mag that jagoffs use as templates to live their miserable lives.

And the corpse of Hugo Chavez scored good seats.

Damn Apple Maps.

You can use caps? Really? I'd rather use live ammo.

Dammit. It's so wrong it's right.

Another Big Night for Stanley Tucci.

This looks like a collection of De Niro roles.

Nailed it. Kobe playing hurt hurt the Lakes as much as Derrrick not playing healthy. One note about the Greek legend Achilles, though: He never returned to battle even though the docs cleared him to soldier on. Some argue that he returned to battle too soon, and turned out to be his army's, ah, sorry, Achilles…

"One for Billy and one for Jack. Billy is the large intestine."