I just hope the vote doesn't come down to a show of hands. McCain would be locked out of voting for his own bill.

Thirded. He's like our Will Rogers or Jonathan Swift or some shit like that.

Awesome. Now I'm trying to figure out if this came from the Dick York Darin or the Dick Sargent Darin.

This might be horrible everywhere else, but Izzo is definitely worth it. Though when Gov. Jenny Granholm was really hot, it would've been a slight injustice.

Rough stuff. I avoided that shit by snagging a sweet job as a grocery store bagger. We pitied our peers who bussed tables and washed dishes and worked in that creepy Detroit box factory that set still-standing OSHA infraction records.

And Obama could produce hits.

Tragic, yet delightful.

Chi-Chi's went out of business? Where the hell have been eating?

Dishwashing hasn't been that bad ever since they invented that there dishwasher robot with them buttons and stuff.

Retire to Florida. Live in an age-restricted complex. But still: My mom is such an asshole.

Well, that's what Baz gets for basing a movie on a Mario Puzo book.

"...whiny, meltyfaced prick."

Google or YouTube "Denis Leary" and "asshole" and you will find the gratification you seek. Cheers.

The best was: "Steve Garvey: He's not my Padre."

Doris Day? Yeah, she was my beard. Ask Maury Wills.

So...his Emmy bracket got busted?

At least Loria has his own anthem.

Nice article. Just what Derrrick needs, another enabler. Lace 'em up, kid. You're defining a legacy you really don't want.

Sorry. Responded accidentally to my own post. My eyes must have been trying to escape my head, as usual.