I guess. Maybe this is his "get-a-load-of-the-ass-on-that-Waffle House-waitress" look.

Google Maps—Now, with attitude!

Hrm. Tried the link and got re-directed to Jezebel.

Uh, he kinda looks like he always does.

She's really aged badly since her split with Prince Andrew.

Um. Jooooooeeeeee Duuuuummmmaaaaarrrrrsssss! "The Jordan Rules." Joe and Chuck invented them. And they worked until the Pistons, the Lakers and the KKKeltics aged out and created the vacuum for da Bulls' faux dynasty.

Now, let's roll some video from the 4th quarter.

This is really hard to believe. Everyone I know shops at parking garages.

Full turd? I read that with Robert Downey Jr.'s voice.

So Susan Lucci got snubbed again?

C'mon. Is there anybody among us who haven't turned down the Brooklyn job? I mean, it's owned by a Russia oligarch who is so mobbed up it makes waste disposal and building contractors in Jersey seem legit. Like, post-Sandy? Where the hell is the NYT and the NYDN and Deadspine when the cash spigot is opened up just…

It's Detroit, Jake. Let it go.

I'd buy the thing if it wasn't in fucking Georgia.

Er, MLive is what is left of the once honorable Booth Newspaper Chain of Michigan (Ann Arbor, Flint, Muskegon, Kalamazoo, Jackson, Grand Rapids, Saginaw) which was purchased by Newhouse many years ago. They have embraced the digital age by firing everybody with any experience, keeping on the odd coot or two who had a…

AFL random sample ownership interview:

What? Unless this was a gay sexual assault, this is not news.

HRVDLAX? Saw the plate before reading the caption and thought: Oh, another Ivy grad snags a job as a baggage handler.

At least you got into Dipshit Prep School. Do you how many bitter tears my parents shed because I couldn't make the cut at DPS?

This price to popularity plus ability ratio for a sport I know nothing about makes no sense to me. It's like Hans Imakraut getting $9 billion a year for dominating Formula 1 racing. I know the Jalopnik derps think that's a big deal, but, hey, the Sultan of Bhutan makes even more and that's even more unrelatable. …

It's all relative. Ffffloyd suffers from Larry Holmes syndrome: No great contender. Toss him into the mix 15 years ago, and he's just a stepping stone.