Unlike closet racists who consider "Political Correctness" some sort of Marxist plot, I like PC guidelines. It has taught me not to Welsh on a bet.

When I saw that the Vikes "cut" Kluwe, I thought it was about his much-debated decision on whether to opt for a late-adult circumcision.

Oddly enough, Florida State has constructed an entire "classless" curriculum.

This is a bit analogous to Marc Gasol winning the Defensive Player of the Year award. It could have gone to Zack Randolph, Mike Conley Jr or even Tony Allen. I figure enough sportswriters chose Gasol because he represents team defense and excels within Lionel Hollins' team-wide defensive schemes. More likely,…

Is this an actual blooper show? If this isn't "Hilljack's Funniest Home Videos," I'd like to see him actually totally not fuck up something.

Why do you keep dumping on Geno and T'doh and Jason "Bravest Man in the Known Worlds?" What's your agenda? Why was your investigation of T'doh so slanted yet your defensively offensive comments about Geno were so objectively shaded to the point of misdirection? What the hell is your master plan? And what euphemism…

I hardly knew ye, yet I did jack off to your photo.

One GM said Smith raised eyebrows when, asked if he wanted his coffee topped off, said "Yes, please, it's half empty."

I thought the team was named after a breakfast potato. Maybe it would help if everyone came up with compelling alternatives so good that Dannn Snyderp would have to consider:

The Knicks always seemed obsessed with Isolation plays.

OK, I'll play by your timestream rules: I erase Pink Floyd. Then, you'd probably eliminate all those pretentious bands like King Crimson, Uriah Heap (sp?), that band with the awesome Giger art, and other prog groups.

Not only that, some argue that Stalin would wind up as a 'roided-up Hitler.

That's the point. Wings are cheaper than hookers, and some guys are reduced to just breathing the same air as an unattainable object of stunted desire. Going to Hooters is embarrassing for most men mostly because of the clientele. But the argument could be made that the LFL and Hooters fill a social need by keeping…

Goddam condoms.

Sigh. This is like the classic Ginger or Mary Ann or Betty or Veronica. Why not both?

I know your question is directed at Drew, but I think we all know the First Rule of the Temporal Prime Directive. If you have access to a time machine, you are obligated to kill Hitler.

Damn. Me too! And she remembers, believe me.

Hey Drew: You recently ripped the Detroit Lions stadium. Can't you offer up a mini mea culpa since Bill Ford paid for the whole damn thing and actually put it in Detroit? How many NFL teams are actually located in the city they name check, and how many owners coughed up the entire cost of a really fine stadium?

I can't offer the sage wisdom of Drew, but I will say if she doesn't remember it, it was not a negative experience. Remind her how much she enjoyed it and, in due time, she will demand nothing else.

Both Hooters and the Lingerie Football League are sexing down to appeal to a broader demo. Is this a wise tinkering of a business model, or an affront to men who otherwise would not see women in sexually objectifying attire?