The first time I saw that sticker on someone’s car I thought it said “Slut Life” and now that all I think whenever I see it.

Did you watch the video? It’s got what looks like a propane pilot light but it definitely shoots a liquid that burns for at least 10-12 feet. When he’s swinging it back and forth you can see unburnt globs flying off to the side.

While it is not yet illegal to own and use a flamethrower

Original is to leave it alone. I’ve painted derailleurs and the chain shouldn’t be hitting the outside of the derailleur, so it shouldn’t be a problem (except with the inside of the front derailleur, of course). You will want to get rid of the plating to paint it, though.

Noting beats Slovenian moped!

This new one sounds like it fixed the infamous torque dip. Maybe that’s enough for some people.

Requirement for bigger brakes, beefier driveline components, and turbo plumbing (therefore increasing weight, therefore further increasing the need for bigger brakes etc.); engineering costs of a turbo system just for this car (the Ascent turbo is mounted under the engine block, much like the WRX turbo is mounted…

You’ve got way to much on your mind and need to get on the bike and go for a ride! Just don’t cross chain :(

Lots of variety in the comments advice, and even more emotion.

Your chain is too long. Take an inner and out plate link out.

Just wait until the Chinese have time to sift through all the data they’re getting from the Changli.

GONNA FUCK NATURE WITH MY BIG V8 DICK

In all fairness, not everyone hates the new look.

First.... some eye bleach

I’ll start by saying that I’m not a big GM fan, especially of this era of the pinnacle of Fisher Price collaboration on interior design, materials, and tactility of plastics.

Why are the dicking around with injecting Febreeze into the headrests instead of just replacing the headrests in the first place? People paid going on $50,000 for these things, just replace the damn headrest.

Many ages ago, when this ancient world was not quite so ancient, a friend of mine gave me an 87 Subaru hatchback. Cool little car, which if I could buy it new today I probably would. (He was getting rid of everything he owned to move onto a sailboat.)

This CAN happen. The other day I squeezed the ketchup too hard and it blurped the entire marching anthem of the North Vietnamese Army. My grandpa started screaming and emptied a can of pepper spray into the dog’s face and my mom got so upset she threw up in the shape of a Totenkopf. It’s so crazy how fluids just…

Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you. Side effects may include gas with oily discharge, premature oxidization and electrical dysfunction.