I know what happened here.

Don’t be silly. Jesus left behind a bigger sedan:

I think it must be a rite of passage at Jalopnik. Now, Mr. Sorokanich has joined the ranks of Alanis King (https://jalopnik.com/the-most-entertaining-explanation-of-differential-aroun-1752885626), Chris Perkins (https://jalopnik.com/ten-videos-every-car-enthusiast-needs-to-watch-1693485136), Chris Perkins again…

Weird flex given your red S doesn't mean anything to anyone except you. 

I think the real joke is the general level of reading comprehension amongst the commentariat these days.

Looking at your foto, I did what I always do when looking at the engine of whichever British car I was driving that had just inexplicably stopped — I squinted and zeroed in on the shiniest spots. Cuz, other than the belt pullies, there is never anything shiny except something that is now out of place, or broken, or…

I'm curious if the proliferation of nonmetallic gas tanks has increased the frequency of this. No need to worry about sparks on those.

Thank you for posting quality bike content to Jalopnik. You’re the hero we need.

This dude sounds like an complete troll.

I watched a guy read off a list from his phone to the poor barista at a supermarket Starbucks, you know the ones where there are only 2 people working. I called him an asshole and left. 

Large orders such as this $46 bullshit should NOT BE DONE IN THE DRIVE THRU!! I’m surprised this hasn’t been said in the lists somewhere, but one of the worst pet peeves I have is people who place large orders in any drive thru! NO! Get your ass out of your car and go inside to place your damn large order of…

I’ve got the same bike, albeit in better condition, I suppose, for not having been left to deteriorate outdoors. After eventually moving on to more current technology over the years (i.e., carbon, full suspension, modern gearing, etc.), I still maintain the bike which pretty much now with street tires only gets…

Huge electrical explosion could be added in post.

I feel your pain. I had a 3800 V6 do the same to me about 200 miles from my destination while driving through North Carolina :(

Pretense.

Mostly, I was just offended that the whole thing was stupid, self-indulgent, and didn’t seem to really say anything specific about Audi (although, pulling in a bunch of classics and legendary race drivers was cool).

Man, tuning carbs, especially constant velocity ones like Bings is easy as pie. Are the slides at the same level? Do you have any vacuum leaks? Yeah, you’re 90% done. The diaphragms will smooth stuff out. Really, the only issue was the float sometimes sticking so the downhill carb would drain on the sidestand. Even 4…

I love the oilhead BMWs almost as much as I love the airheads: you got a hell of a bike! He obviously took great care of it, and I’m sure you’ll have a blast.

Because they spent taxpayer dollars on a sweet new toy and they really wanted to use it. Sure, it makes more sense to try and neutralize them and then detonate them in a hole in the desert, but that’s a lot less fun.

Former co-worker of mine used to commute in this. Perfect interior, stock drivetrain (auto though.) It was nice to see.