That tracks with how we’ve treated it. We have a great mechanic in the same building, so it gets everything it needs.

For me the hands down winner is “value cover gadgets”. 

I tried to pick my favorite misspelling and I’m having trouble - might be “I have all the recipes.”
“taming chain” is pretty hilarious too though.

What no VW Bug dressed up as COVID-19?

That’s a weird way to show that you’re pro-fascism, but also not surprised it’s a white boomer in a pickup

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See “ The Scorpion King”’s response.

Anyone who wants to say this isn’t perfect can meet me in Temecula. 

Um, it’s because of its great beauty.

Does it not speak for itself?!

Somewhere in the City of Troy, a weathered bureaucrat puts down his coffee, stares out the window, and says to no one in particular:  “Alright David, you want to dance?  Let’s dance.”

A, rare option for this vehicle.

Now you can park your expensive yellowish-green sports car in your garage next to your cheap greenish-yellow tools.

Im also confused! Like, if I see someone dumping boxes of kraft dinner in the ocean like a crazed Exxox Valdiz incarnate, but I can’t or won’t do that, am I a dolphin? If my brother eats a plate of unpasteurized cheese at a dinner party, despite his known lactose intolerance, and then takes an uncontrolled dump on the…

Welcome Lawrence! Enjoyed reading your stuff over at Oppo looking forward to seeing what you can do over here

I really kind of love this.

“Lincoln does still build cars, two of them in fact.”

The mileage across three owners is suspicious enough as it is. Under 2000 miles a year makes me think it’s never worked properly.

I’m extremely suspicious of a 20 year old car with mileage this low and a beat up interior. Something doesn’t add up here.