Damn your edits!

An eye for an eye makes the whole word blind.

One of the best bakeries in Torchinsky-land (https://www.boultedbread.com/) has had a postal jeep parked out front for a few months now.  Parts vehicle?

This is like saying, “Haven’t you seen rich people wearing distressed jeans?” Context matters.

Not to be a pedant, but I think the phrase is “traded into the Suns.”

It was straight up on the CBS website too.  Anyone with a computer could watch without an app.

Yeah, well why don’t you go ahead and call your “attourney” while you’re at it! 

Always wanted to transfer the go-quickly bits from one of these into my ‘03 Civic Si and make a Civic Si Type-S.  Loved that hatchy goodness.

Don’t forget your methane capture system for your hamster farts and hamster lagoon.

This wagon is in Durham: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1347711585332476/

I emailed him and he said it’s at 6 PSI.

Well, the USS Maines are known for their explosive content.

Because of that, USADA believes the positive test was “more likely than not caused by contaminated meat.”

Phallic lump of battery look

Yes, they were previously trying to attract buyers that compensated with a disgustingly loud exhaust.  Now they’re trying to attract buyers that will settle for a huge aluminum dong attached to their loins via a bike. 

Who couldn’t fall in love with a slab like that?

My guess is “Mang, do’t!”  Like, “Mang, do’t take the last piece of cheesecake!”

I was forced to make graham flour pancakes (graham cakes?) because our bag of graham flour got grain mites and I am the only one that will eat it even though it’s been stored in the freezer and the mites are dead.  Because of this, I know that graham cakes are delicious!  

Is heel kicking someone in the head when you miss your spear really a failure?

I don’t remember the GTO coming as a convertible, so did they add any frame strengthening anywhere else?