Are you serious?? That cop is a goddamn hero!

I email one Jalopnik writer or another every couple months with some pretense, hoping that they’ll eventually be like, “Hey, random guy, let’s hang out in real life and we’re going to send you this press vehicle for you to review for us.” If I go back to NYC, I may or may not be the guy standing outside the Jalopnik…

Proud of my packaging here:

Had one in my neighborhood till about a year ago. Maybe it’s still around:

Maybe not coolest, but great deal: https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/d/volvo-240-wagons/6774063455.html

I picture Brak saying “Wanna cyber?”

The Seahawks went into halftime of their Monday Night Football clash with the Seahawks

Is this a joke? I’ve only heard of 5k, 8k, and 10k for XC, but wouldn’t surprise me if there was some “classic” distance. 

Minor, but: Don’t put a floor jack in your trunk without the handle well-secured under something. Quite embarrassing to have dents in the trunk coming from the inside out.

Alabama’s in the “Bible Belt?”  Sign him up!

Waiting for the German grandpa that designed that fuel vent line routing to log in and tear you a new one calmly explain his engineering choices.

All part of a winning strategy, my friend.

You might disagree on these, but I love me some cannibalized SC430 wheels:

Uncanny

Was wondering about F Sport.  I think having an F Sport Lexus LS is pretty antithetical, just like this.

I think a little bit of sidespin, but mostly just looking forward while shooting the ball to the right.

There is also a Pao for sale on facebook marketplace that’s located in Sanford, NC. Higher mileage, but also within budget at $8000.

The author, Arthur Benjamin, was the entertainment at a conference I attended.  I think that he squared a random 5 digit number in under 2 minutes.  Quite cool.

I bought a Kymco 50 cc scooter kind of randomly and have been very pleased with its quality. I think that you’re making very sweeping generalizations based on past, not current Taiwanese quality.

Colostomy bag startup?