with the nine people who have lost our lives

Counterpoint:

The yell at the beginning makes me think this is Sabotage.

Semantic satiation.  Say that 5 times fast.

I endorse the language in this message.

I misread this as “the letter way is the way to do it,” and now you’ve convinced me that sending a nice, 18th century English letter is definitely the way I’m going to ask her.

Yes. Female coworker almost got in a physical confrontation with a female receipt checker at Walmart a few weeks ago.

Oh, I’m not opposed to wearing a seat belt when driving. I put on the belt when I’m going to begin moving and actually feel uncomfortable driving without one. I’m just irrationally irritated by the car telling me to put on the belt.

I’m just glad I’ve somehow avoided owning a car with a seat belt chime (newest of 4 cars is 2003).

Pee-pee jokes are one thing, this was another.

Randy Moss is a jerk for many reasons, but miming mooning opposing fans? It’s just a (simulated) butt.

What, you mean it didn’t just get super cloudy at 4:30 today?

Unfortunately, there’s also a woman in Durham, NC named Kendall Morgan, but she took a picture of her kids standing in front of an MLK Jr. quotation, so potentially it’s like a Mario and Wario situation.

It’s funny how Saab was trying to suggest a “green” element to this car with the “BioPower” labels and green instrument cluster dials, despite this being an otherwise straightforward four-cylinder car that could take E85 gasoline.

North Carolina has both a Tail of the Dragon and a Transylvania County, so I’ll be happy to take delivery of a Porsche at any time to continue this vital search.

How about a Nakamichi?

Again, Previa is the answer. Yes, the bumpers are plastic, but they stick out a good distance and don’t have all the expensive bits included on them.

Get an interlock device in your car for awhile.  You will quickly get disabused of the idea that a start-up procedure is cool.

I’d love to have this and a Honda Helix in my garage.

I didn’t word that well. I think we can call it a complete fracture of the radius.  Even though his ulna might not be broken, he still has a “broken arm” and isn’t going to be using that thing.