Thankfully, I am in the area and happy to carpool to the Indianapolis 500.

One of my biggest surprises upon importing a Japanese car was that it is is electronically limited to about 112 mph., whereas the European and American versions can reach 151. I guess it’s easy enough for a tuner to remove that though.

Supposed to be cheeky? Oh, very good sir!

Not entirely relevant, but...

Yeah, I’d say he’s 1%, no, 0.1% away from really murdering that ball.

Curse General Motors and his corrupt military junta!

Starting to see the low number plates trend here too, with guys presumably from the UAE buying UAE 1, UAE 2, etc.. Also see A1, A2, A7, etc. Kind of dumb since they only show that you spent an extra $60 here.

Man, wish Crayola still made that marker pack. There was “blood red,” “pus off-white,” “gangrene green,” “frostbite black,” “icterus yellow,” and “fecalith brown.”

Good god, this makes me miss my Previa : (

NC has a similar law, but I don’t think the police enforce it as much as they should.

Wait, you’re telling me that we’ve been living ON the Death Star this entire time?! You flooded it, you damn Jedi apes! God damn you all to hell!

I agree that it’s noteworthy. I didn’t know until a few days ago how common of a name it has become though, so decided to go off on a tangent.

Garcia is the most common surname in California and Texas and in the top three in three other states in the Southwest.

If Torch is willing to drive a VW bus up there, I’m sure I speak for the rest of the NC Jalops in saying that we’d be happy to carpool.

“She was killed in the exchange.”

My touch up paint consists of two colors that are supposed to be put on in alternating layers. Should I use the paint leveler only after I’ve put on the multiple coats/layers or should I put on one layer, wipe with leveler, put on the next layer, wipe with leveler, etc.?

Could you please stop using the word “bad” to describe things? According to etymology online, “bad” is 

This is an interesting coincidence. Received a wrong number call today and when I looked up the number, it was that of a former Coastal Carolina basketball player.

I understand. I was just saying that a face-down prone position in a car doesn’t have to involve an uncomfortable neck position.

Hey, if I’m not allowed you wear jeans in your gym, you’re not allowed to wear leggings in my jeans factory. Deal with it.