Given how cameras are slowly replacing actual visibility, maybe you could in fact have your face in a massage table thing, looking down at a screen.

The screencap makes that shot seem even ballsier.

Present car has a cruise control that tops out at about 71 mph. It’s my own personal Highway Speeding Ticket Avoidance Mode.

Yeah, my phrasing was confusing. I meant that his husband, Brad Altman, is from the Upland area.

I know of it because of visiting Upland, aka hometown of Brad Altman aka Mr. George Takei (now that’s confusing)

Let’s see if Boeheim throws him under the bus like does with his players.

It depends on how “club soda” is defined to you. My club soda contains potassium citrate and potassium bicarbonate, both of which are basic. Is your statement based on the overall effect of the carbonation?

I swear by an alkaline water too. It’s called club soda.

Right. They should scrap those rear doors for weight savings.

I thought that you might be overhyping that, but no, that was great.

Only benefit of this car was it never needed an oil change. 

There is a Landau’d Altima around here. Hideous.

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My 1990 JDM Toyota Celsior/Lexus LS400 has two windshield wiper reservoirs that have two different functions. If I press the button on the end of the stalk, I get regular windshield wiper fluid. If I pull the stalk toward me, I get some other fluid that maybe has de-icer crystals in it. I think that some tech has…

Whew, thank goodness. For a second there, I was worried that someone might, in fact, mistake us for the bitches. Good to know that it’s the racists that are the bitches.

Going to turn this on its head and propose that Irving is angling for a pay raise because someone will be so exasperated with his ignorance that they’ll think he needs even more millions to buy himself one of those paid space shuttle missions.

So I read this article yesterday. Today, I’m on foot at an intersection. Light turns green and as I cross the intersection, cars start up too. “What an odd sound that little shitbox KIA/Hyundai thing is making,” I think. Then I see the license plate: DUCKPOWR. Internet is weird, man.

My gauges light up when the lights are off because it assumes lights will be off during daytime and the gauges will have to compete with ambient light. It works well.

Wait, my dash is lit up more when the lights are OFF. Doesn’t that make sense since there is more ambient light? 1990 Toyota btw.

Ah, I was thinking of doing that too (adding back just the bench), but it’s a moot point since I sold it. An image from the good old days: