I sometimes ride a tragically broken moped with a sweet exhaust, so I’ll turn a bunch of heads and then feel quite silly as they watching me going 12 mph up a hill.

A classmate asked for our help in some online contest thing so that her boss could meet Dana White, his hero. I could not, in good conscience, participate.

Do people actually pronounce “groin” that way in some parts of the country? It sounded like she was saying “growing,” which would also get the point across, to be fair.

I can totally see why they suspected this guy of DUI, but not Denard Robinson.

Didn’t the David’s Farm guy turn out to be a pedo?

Coger is slang for fuck in Latin America, not Spain. Cogido in this context means gored, caught, grabbed.

One eight seven, you say? I see what you’re hinting at. This man was assassinated by J.K. Rowling!

But that wasn’t produced till ‘93 (though it still surpassed the Toyota until ‘97).

Toyota’s 1UZ-FE introduced in ‘89 made 250, so BMW could be expected to be at that level too

Very impressed with that wicked goatee too.

Even though you’re not revealing his identity, HE will still know that it’s him (not that he would read “mainstream media”) and will still put you on that dreaded list of where his imaginary missiles are pointed, right?

How dare you say that Raleigh is in South Carolina!

When I first saw the mule image, I thought it was the BMW version. Preeety close.

It's getting to Luis Suarez levels of craving male flesh.

It’s still quite an inconvenience that could have been avoided

I’m sure that the owner of the truck is thrilled about this outcome too...

Illegal is in quotation marks because they prefer “undocumented guns?”

This is why I’m loathe to sell my 2003 hatch. Pillars have gotten thicker, doors taller.

Sweat makes skin stay tighter to the muscle because you're dehydrated and that dry leathery skin bag gets to sag all over your solid bits instead of floating on a sea of its own moisture. Uber healthy, uber show.

the car was made from scratch, buttheir build photos certainly seem to show it starting life with a Toyota Solara shell.