Pressing question: Will he reopen his college recruitment after this?

Surely we can come to a compromise here: Callahan was hit in the wrist, causing him to cold fish himself in the penis and balls. Indeed, a superlative effort by Malkin.

And future automotive journalists will say the same thing when they try to drive a non-autonomous car with a stick shift

Came here to post this.

I had no idea the CPS2000 was so globally revered, but I’m not surprised. My best friend two doors down had one and I once used it to drench our neighborhood nemesis so badly that his mother came outside to beg us to stop.

I beg to differ. Compared to a red dwarf or even a brown dwarf, he’s infinitesimally small.

Then he should be ridiculed.

But can anyone throw a shot up so that it bounces back into their face? It’s a notable boner and he’s being self-deprecating about it.

Hmm.... if only there were another way to keep your neck warm while driving in a convertible.

Looks like he’s got a rudimentary droid on the back there.

Yeah, and in that case, if it only has 11,000 miles on it, why the hell would you put an aftermarket stereo in it?

Let’s go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room.

Yes, I think removing the model badge and the cylinders/displacement/turbo/etc. badge generally looks good, but removing the badge showing the make of the vehicle is usually a mistake. It makes some cars look like the generics from video games.

Presumably it’s okay for all of his teammates to see his dong in the locker room though...

Did you add the music? Woody and Wilcox played it this morning and just said “someone” added the music. I see that on their website, they link to a youtube video which is just a copy of this one, not attributed.

The exception being Southeast U.S. frat boys, who still rock the 5" inseam shorts, and are totally not into homoerotic stuff.

It’s the same length as Bermuda uses for their eponymous shorts.

Lifetime of smoking: skinny arms and legs, big old belly.

This is deserving of slo-mo.

I heard that the youth in Asia actually cause the deaths.