Definitely the colloidal silver.

If we want to talk about prospects, how about whoever put together that snazzy powerpoint? I think we’re talking mid-level management material right here.

Well, there goes my afternoon.

I stopped watching in the early nineties, so I had to catch up on all of Sami’s misdeeds with this awesome guide:

No, no, they’re Early Opportunity Recipients.

If they’re shoes, they were cordwainer-made, not tailor-made.

According to Thamel’s quotation, Krzyzewski was clearly talking about himself as a player, not Brooks.

Ron Rivera is wearing Panthers gear, it’s just más sutil.

Hell yeah

If everyone just wrote pastime, you wouldn’t have to get annoyed and the ignorant could remain blissful.

I spot a first generation Celsior in the same color combo as mine. Opposite end of the spectrum!

The kid at the quick lube, AFTER asking me if my Civic Si was a manual:

I was thinking the dickspin thing from Bruno

If the ostrich had actually caught one of them, I don’t think anyone would be surprised if he laid an egg in his next race.

Yes, wheels are like beady little eyes in a wide flesh colored face.

That’s not a chihuahua; clearly a grundlhund.

Gerald Henderson was his name after he converted to Episcopalianism.

I’ve seen an elephant at a bar mitzvah. It did an amazing trick called “Loxodonta on a bagel.”

That tuk-tuk got junked with a trunk.

They would have been better off copying the original French and calling it Football Sans Frontiéres.