Christopher Guest couldn’t have done it any better.

They have a few castrations to go before they get to Days of Our Lives levels of drama: http://soaps.sheknows.com/days-of-our-li…

Somewhat related question: were you able to insure your Hummer or your Skyline at what you thought they were worth? I looked into some of that “agreed value” insurance, but they said “no” once I acknowledged that I would be using the car for driving.

Yeah, except when you put it back in the trunk wet and then the temperature drops and your metal 6-CD changer attracts all of the water vapor as condensation and then won’t work until everything warms back up. Guess you don’t have those problems, huh?

I have an aged luxury sedan and you know what happens when I put a wet umbrella in the trunk? My metal, trunk-dwelling 6-CD changer attracts a bunch of condensation from the wet umbrella when the temperature dips at night and I can’t play CDs in the morning. I would kill for this feature.

Great idea.

Can’t stop or won’t stop?

I would pay to watch a motorsport where teams of firefighters chase after cars on fire, with the team putting out their fire first being the victor. Would have to be like stock car racing where all the fire trucks, all the cars on fire and all of the fires themselves were practically identical though.

You have nothing else to fucking worry about than if I have bleached hair or not? I mean, fuck.

I’m going to use this as another opportunity to push my “Buick Enclave has the cutest car face” agenda. Exhibit A, above. Big, goofy nose, dimples, innocent smile. Subtlety. It’s a good thing.

Seemed like he put some extra Mozgov in that next bounce pass to redeem himself

That translated statement is oddly poetic.

I think the original’s a bit better.

And 7-8 students per car seems like too high of a ratio. I would be pissed about that too.

No thanks. Nothing can compare with the sublime solo, or as the Italians might say, “l’aria divina”, of the one-cylinder engine.

Heading to the nearest rain-slicked roundabout!

My thoughts exactly. Could paint a mural, van included, on a van and have a picture inside a picture inside a picture, etc.

Now how did you know I’m Welsh? Fair enough.

Can anyone do an ENHANCE on the tire cover on the humvee?

Both spellings are correct.