Hope that someday we don’t celebrate when an animal dies as a result of Motorsport

That football’s got to be at least 0.5 psi overinflated. Completely understandable that they would lose control of it.

That poor guy must have been physically abused as a kid. Only way he’d know that if you don’t want to leave bruises, you hit them in the helmet.

The girlfriend became disgruntled after she learned that Owens first hit on her at the bar when one of his friends suggested, “Pick up the thick and chunky one…”

This is so stupid. University stores are full of university-branded clothing. Student athletes have near unlimited access to... university-branded clothing.

FWIW, the picture of the former slave with lash scars is from 1863, right after he escaped, not from 1815. By huge coincidence, saw this picture today while researching keloids. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_(s…

Steak and Shake, Baby!

As they say, it’s not the size of the wheel, it’s the motion of the ocean… and if the ocean is really calm, you can get away with having a tiny wheel.

My car’s sort of a “missing link” in evolution with 3 ash trays, 2 lighters, but also 2 cup holders.

Unless you think the BMW cool factor is worth 8k, why not get this instead: http://www.japaneseclassicsllc.com/1990-toyota-ce…

Is it 3 and a half laps or is it 3 and 3 quarters? Relatedly, am I mostly a pedantic dingus or am I entirely a pedantic dingus?

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I’ve developed a serious crush on Avalons after buying a 1990 Lexus.

I can only enjoy a comedy if I want to bang the lead.

Sony’s algorithm is called Nightshot Plus and it’s actually pretty sweet from my personal experience.

But how many Gs did the tractor driver experience when he threw it into reverse?

I didn’t know much about Carli Lloyd, but read this article yesterday about how she is basically not a world-class midfielder, yet inexplicably scores all these big-time goals: http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/7/…

He can always bring back the Gene Upshaw look.

I’m a man that uses “just” a lot and has gotten teased about it. I had a vague sense of why, but this makes sense.

Yeeeeeeeesssssss Previa.