Coach K's hasn't had a stool that wooden since he dug up that grave in LA.

Would be cool to modify the NASCAR logo to be a full rainbow instead of just the yellow, red, violet, blue. It's probably been done.

Right, Alexis Opysherts

Utah's Missed Meaningless Last Second Full Court Heave Cost Vegas Millions

The day you get your meds filled.

I thought I saw Rob Ryan at the gas station yesterday buying lottery tickets, but when he turned around, it was a Latino man with a larger nose. Same hair though.

Wait, you're telling me the engines were developed in Ohio, but the planes are made in North Carolina?! We've got another Wright brothers-style mess on our hands?! TIME FOR A MAJOR OVERREACTION!!!

I feel like those uniforms for NC State create an optical illusion, but I can't put my finger on it. Someone said it looks like they're wearing read underwear and sagging. Anyone?

This type of quackery/naivete/hubris is pretty common among pet owners. Lots of people try to make homemade diets for their dogs and the animals end up with major vitamin and mineral deficiencies. We're talking about bones not showing up on X Ray because all the calcium is gone types of deficiencies.

Before even seeing what the article was about, the image made me think about washing my beloved large blue whale (with dingy white corduroy belly) from the Albuquerque zoo. If an image is that evocative, mission accomplished.

Watching that man strangle Metzger, however briefly, was beautiful.

Neutral: I see Vehicross

I was amazed during my years in California about how much of the population refuses to drink tap water like this is some undeveloped country. Then again, I had mysterious stomach pains until I moved away.

I love having a vigorous immune system and kidneys that have years of experience filtering heavy metals.

I would pay that bear a basket of salmon to landscape my yard.

Yeah, that makes sense. I just thought that it also could have been read as "someone realized that sexual assaults were going on and kicked all of the hockey players out." That could have been "all the guys" that the quoted person was referring to. Once that idea was in my head, I guess it led me astray with the…

That second block quotation is utterly confusing. What does it mean that they kicked all of the guys out of the party? Who kicked them out? Which guys? What does it mean that "only" certain women were allowed to stay, while other people were asked to leave? By whom? I know that the fault is in the original, but…

Unnh, dat testicular cancer Fit!

"Hassan Whiteside has done things over the last couple of weeks," Smith said today, "That, dare I say, leave a few tall white dudes in the NBA feeling uncomfortable."

What's that haircut called? I feel like I've seen that same one in every college basketball video posted recently.