Nah, I think we need to go for the whole ovaries, uterus, vagina, and vulva hanging back there.

Pretty sure that you're talking about a hot hatch.

The South African accent is one that I love to hear a lecture in, but hate to hear words like "Chappie" in. Refuse to see it for that reason alone.

My mom was no Ronda Rousey, but she used to practice her arm bars on me and once accidentally dislocated one of my ribs while giving me a hug before I left for school, so I know that pain a little bit. She's an excellent cook though.

I used to enjoy mining for the sake of mining in WoW. Or, mining for the sake of beating other players to the nodes. Round and around and around and around we go. Not everyone's brain works the same way.

So Castro and his other revolutionaries choose a boat named the Granma to sail to Cuba to start their revolution. After the revolution succeeds, they decide to rename one of the provinces of this new nation after their boat, and we get the Granma province. Now, the baseball team of this province decides on calling…

Like a soccer player, he was too proud to admit that he couldn't find a chair, so he'd just been doing a wall-sit for 20 minutes?

Yeah, and what's the deal with road bikes?! Why doesn't everyone just ride full suspension bikes all the time?!11

The other Tobacco Road. Good for them.

"This is How We Do It" was released 9 days after Garnett was drafted.

We were served bags of milk in the second half of elementary school and I'm sure as shit not Canadian.

So weird that this "You love so and so so much, don't you?" hitting on someone tactic is a thing.

My takeaway: Those trucks are ridiculously covered in exhaust.

Motorcycle accident, not getting shot down in a helicopter… it's all PTSD to me, man.

Almost as inappropriate as these tan lines

Fun language synergy: Bu yao means "don't want" in Mandarin, so I took to yelling "Bu yao!" as in "You don't want none of this!" (in my head).

Fourteen of twenty-five is closer to one half than two thirds. That is why the linked article went with "more than half."

So sad that that family has such bad obesity genes : (

Maybe you should 'phone them to complain.