All the press that breathlessly calls this guy "massive" and the "largest footballer in the country" almost makes me want to put down this carton of eggnog.

But is it at a 27 degree tilt in relation to the longest straight part of the swoosh? Eyes say… maybe.

It's "remuneration," bro. If you need help remembering that, think of re + munificent. I'm a former UNC instructor and a former UNC instructor that gave failing grades to UNC athletes. While a college education may be a "full-time job," it's also a full-time job that some students manage to juggle with a part-time…

You know Gawker Media is the name of the umbrella company, right?

Yes, if people want to live in the past, let them sail a fucking boat across the ocean.

I like Pulp Fiction less now because Tarantino's cameos have started to grate on me, especially the gratuitous and incongruous way he shoehorns the N word in there over and over again.

Score is on the screen.

Oregon players have been reppin vaginal sovereignty for years.

Thanks for clarifying. That's a beautiful dream.

It depends on how the rule is interpreted:

And it's not just Facebook. It's like… how many pairs of Uggs do you think I'm going to buy exactly?

You know it's "stink up the joint," right? Is this yet another dialect thing?

Just cause he walked away doesn't mean he won't wake up with two broken ankles and swollen to shit in the morning.

They're pleated. And they're spectacular.

Sounds like a case for a… forensic geologist!

You drove it on Forza 5 and actually thought it was good?

…so you can tell our enemies that they can take our lives, but they'll never take our ASDSADADADASFASADFGFGGDSGFDGFDGFD!!

You can't generalize. My ex was shopping for a used car on a budget; was looking at Corollas. I saw absolutely no reason to tell her to spend an extra cent on the mid-level (Ooo! Fake wood grain plastic) or the S-model (Ooo! Crappy body kit with zero performance upgrades!).

If only he had subsequently kicked someone in the nose, and he another, and he another. Then my laugh would be mirthful indeed!

I played laser tag a couple years ago after not playing since my early teens (more than a decade ago). After doing mediocre in the first game, I realized that if I just stayed in one advantageous area, I could get lots of kills. I won the next game, won more handily the game after that, and doubled everyone up in…