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It looks like he did the damage before he hit Pop Junior.

More of this.

I am absolutely stunned that the person responsible is wearing compression socks.

Via @PeteGothard

Damn, dawg, that's the look. You flash a little chest hair to let everyone know that your thinning head hair took root somewhere else, making you more man than ever.

What is going on with that yell at 0:50?

Murray better not sleep with his wife again or Clay'll laugh about it on the internet even more!

Yep, that concept almost looks like a… Previa.

Love how they call it "pearl-essence paint."

Reflection of a rectangular fluorescent lighting fixture.

I think that you're seeing the reflection off of all the fluid.

There's nothing jutting from it. It's a laceration...

Nothing I love more than biting into a crisp cup of coffee in the morning.

You don't want to hear the story of how my manual Previa was sold to Carmax for pennies. Too many sads there. Too many sads. /sad

Original song still better:

You need to go to bed and stop responding seriously to jokes.

I'm sure the thrill of victory was an effective stool softener.

And the joke's right there: http://deadspin.com/prep-star-who-…

I think the joke went something like, "Well, I guess the sky truly is the limit for this kid."