If only he's have had to use that fire extinguisher to propel himself toward a space station as he ran out of oxygen… Then, then, he might understand the gravity of dicking around with a fire extinguisher.

When looking at the thumbnail on the main page, I thought it said "TickledRectum.Com Field"

Pretty sure that would have to be a joint project with Glenn Danzig then.

Once again, the answer is Previa.

Inside baseball (lockers).

Rumor around Duke was that he'd half melt three pints of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and use it as a dipping sauce for two large orders of Pokey Stix every… single… day.

God, that hair of Rooney is so grotesque.

Did anyone see the reaction of the guy caught picking his nose on the big monitors?

Perplexed by electric-blue pee-paint...

Blowjob? He was only giving lip service!

The old "Doing Unpleasant Cunnilingus While Being Crucified" pose claims another victim.

You know what they say about low hanging fruit… It will eventually get hit with a baseball.

Working with a count of one ball, one strike.

Wish this song was still on the radio.

A loss like that really ages you, huh Erg?

The half replacement of the toilet paper is the most telling sign of Roethlisberger, imho.

Is it physically possible for Bob Costas to be as tiny as he appears in this shot? Jesus.

I read this as "track monster" the first half dozen times. What is wrong with me?!

Yeah, trying to say this is a world record is kind of Grace Ping at straws.

I really don't think they understand the gravity of the situation.