Or blame the NFL's refusal to hire full-time officials...

I'm sure it was dark and gritty before Guardians of the galaxy came out. Now I'm sure it's colorful, dick message jokes, and He-Man giving Skeletor the finger.

I look forward to hearing how dark, gritty and grounded the new Masters of the Universe is going to be...

#REKT.

...and I hate both hashtags and deliberate misspellings of easily-spelled words.

But seriously, though, this character actor ate that dude's lunch like he wasn't even trying. I -just- started back to the gym (a couple of weeks back, so I'm not -entirely- in the New Years Resolution club—just really close), and…

I feel bad for the guy now. Now every internet asshole at Disney is going to challenge him in a push up contest.

No one Cheats like Gaston!

All of you complaining about his form completely overthought this video.

Now who is surprised that a guy with a weight lifter physique wrecked a guy who was an endurance racer?

that was the best put-down of the new year

"Perhaps he needs a hand."

It was a joke. I can see how it wouldn't come across, though.

As a Santa of nearly 40 years, I have always come up against the honesty versus myth challenge. As an ardent believer as a child, recalling how powerful and wonderful that fantasy was—watching the sky from the back of the station wagon for the sleigh and reindeer, going to bed at 5 o'clock on Christmas Eve with elves…

If you are truly from Detroit then you should know that the city is undergoing a physical transformation that is nothing short of amazing. As a proud Detroit native I make sure I spread good will and good news about my hometown. Yup, lots of areas are bad. But many are thriving, expensive and getting better each…

I've said this before, but remember when Johnny Depp played characters and not caricatures?

But how many times can you trot out Johnny Depp wearing a funny costume?

I want one set in Europe. Only so I can watch a scene where a bunch of survivors are hold up in a castle and they have to fight off a zombie siege. Then they send groups out for food and supplies with swords and knight's armor.

Ridiculous. Nobody walks in LA.

More like "biter" winters! Eh? Eh?