It's too hard to animate DLC for women.

The implication that you have to be a complete natural at every brand new game to be a "gamer" is kinda icky to me. I mean why does it matter if he does or he doesn't? Is he infiltrating a super secret club that I wasn't even aware I was apart of that demands naming and shaming of the fakers?

weird how when it's conan pointing out the dumb awful shit in videogames everyone else takes for granted he's not flooded with death threats

Marvel has been developing Psychohistory for years.

Let me spare as much of my own time as I can, and write why you should play it:

Being very serious here:

This is really good advice, depending on your situation. I have quit two jobs in the past 3 years. The first one I quit because I had another job lined up. The most recent job I quit because I had grown to dislike the work and am in a fortunate situation to take on personal projects while seeking new employment.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Can you tell us more about this "chair testing" gig?

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

déjà vu

Well damn. I remembered that, but thought it was just some animation clipping. I went in-game to confirm, and it really does look like he's shaving. He's touching his stubble and everything. That's badass.

Another thing I remembered is when you don't move for long in Star Wars - Dark Forces 2 - Jedi Knight, the camera starts to pan around Kyle who is starting to shave with the lightsaber. It's a sort of screensaver.

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

No one buys an iPhone specifically for gaming (well, except the gaming press), but when shopping for a phone, gaming is often a major consideration.

I bought the Skyrim CE. I have a freaking Alduin statue on my bookshelf and the totally awesome Art book too. Pretty happy with it. I also got the CE of Metal Gear Rising with the Raiden action figure. He stands next to Alduin on the shelf.

Collector's Editions that have physical 'loot' are the best and are generally…

My favorite preorder was fallout 3 collectors edition with the bobble head, lunchbox and art book. I've been waiting for something good to come again to this whole preorder shenanigans but I think the time has passed. I won't buy a custom console with inflated mark up, I can't afford the extravagant editions that cost…

Fucking exactly. Let's not forget, we are fucking nerds in one form or another, a lot of us love collectibles, because they're manifestations of the games we love. That is why the only time I can ever excuse dropping 60 bucks on a game like that. While I realize, I could probably just buy it off ebay, it's not the…

The only games I preorder actually give PHSYICAL collectible goods? I'm the problem for a variety of other reasons, mostly the pirating kind.

The only fucking time I will preorder something is if it gives a physical item. For example, Resident Evil 5 gave a fucking snowglobe when you preordered. That is something unique, something specifically limited in a physical manifestation to say "I bought this". Extra digital crap? I can live without that.

Bueller doesn't have a chance this time.