I cannot overstate how excited I am for this. The Neverhood is one of my all-time favorite games, and this is so overwhelmingly Neverhood in everything but name (right down to the wall cars!).

Since I was a child, people would refuse to thumb wrestle with me, citing my long and muscular thumbs as an unfair advantage. I'm glad that these fine people have finally given me a chance to finally participate in the exciting world of competitive thumb wrestling.

Thumb at me bro is one of the best things I've heard in my life.

Wait a minute... you're telling me, the gambling is inside the computer??

Staff at the Indonesian branch of mobile gaming giant Gameloft got a bit of a surprise on Monday, when police raided the office believing it to be an "an online gambling den".

Even if it said 100% off I wouldn't install it from Origin.

well I just got this email today. seems Ubisoft said fuck you to Steam and moved over to Origin. seems like a really dumb decision to me.

Shane I wrote you in for school board locally here where I live. Got to teach them young about saving money.

That's awesome

Because Assassin's Creed is the world's most boring franchise, and a better game with similar ideas can be made without being a part of it.

Ha. What if he knows which houses have children, and which don't?

as long as you ignore the fact that he throws all the garbage in without even glancing at it to check if there are any toys at all.

Ah, the good ol' days of capturing glitches.

When I was little and first discovered Missingo, I always wished that the "glitch Pokemon" would be introduced into actual Pokemon canon as some sort of reality-warping bringers of Armageddon.

Sorry, too much of a cop out now.
The Lego Movie has really raised the bar...

Lego is waterproof, use water.

We used ours to publicly announce our pregnancy.

my wife, in the makeup I helped her do after waking up at 4am so she could still do her commute.

Dressed up as Trafalgar Law from One Piece. Pretty much sat at home alone all day in costume and did nothing. Yep.