At least he's got skills to fall back on, as he’s well prepared to sell seashells by the seashore or help Peter Piper pick pecks of pickled peppers.

What man’s noble spirit is not embiggened by these words?

“And I have no right to accept censorship based on what broadcasting is.”

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

Pretty rare to see an injury in a scrum actually... maybe the key issue though is that you’re never permitted to target someone’s head. Do so deliberately, and you’re probably getting sent off.

Very few injuries happen in scrums. In my 18 years in rugby, I’ve seen maybe one injury happen in a scrum (although injuries in scrums tend to be very serious when they do happen, they are enormously rare).

When people complain about Cam, I can never figure out what they want out of a player. Passionate and aggressive like Brady? Shilling for companies constantly like Manning? Having a signature move after a big play like Rogers?

I think I speak for most san diegans when I say no, that’s not better, because we don’t fucking need 500m of our public revenue to be given to dean goddamn spanos, who owns half of SD already.

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

To be fair to these two, Kentucky politicians have been talking recently about defunding Planned Parenthood.

The ball looked to go in untouched, but the Chicago players argue it was tipped in by an Invisible Hand.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Must suck to work for a company that’s laying a ton of people off. Bet O’Toole wishes he worked at ESPN instead.

I’m guessing that the Knicks pursuit of Luke Walton will have the same result as the Knicks pursuit of Steve Kerr.

He’s a good dude and he’s competent and his players seem to enjoy playing for him. The Knicks should probably try that, at least once, just to see how it goes.

As a Knicks fan, I’d be happy to see Walton get the job.

I, for one, welcome our eventual Luke Walton overlord.

A “work” as opposed to a “shoot”.

This is carny talk (which in this day and age, has evolved to become pro-wrestling talk). A “work” is something that is planned or scripted beforehand, yet the audience doesn’t know it’s been planned as it’s happening in real time. A “shoot”, on the other hand, is something that…

But, see, this is just the point; I call it the Bill Simmons Fallacy. What made Cowherd popular and rich was that he had the most powerful and popular media company on earth pushing him on its incomprehensibly vast audience. He’s no different from any number of local sports radio idiots who rile up the call-in crowd…

Update (6:25 p.m.): After three hours—the same length as Colin Cowherd’s TV program—this post (and its photo of John Wall) has 58,800 views. Cowherd’s program averaged 56,778 viewers over our sample period.